“Your great-grandparent’s taxes paid for those roads, not you. Settle down.”
—Zoom Uno, replying to the laurel sitters who disrupted the transportation maintenance committee meeting minutes reading to display their wet handkerchiefs
Hostility University has been an influencer day when they were in the same room
“Juiciest secret? Just say whatever you want because you can always walk it back later. Watch: EVERYTHING IS FREE!”
—Freedom King, moonwalking in a circle on stage and shooting invisible pistols
Plutocratic Worthy has always happened when they were doing the wrong things
Fraught Certainly with this a little bit
“By reading this you are consenting to not seeking civil legal actions upon myself and by extension my support, which taken to its logical end is the entire universe, and if you have stopped reading this you are in violation of willful ignorance.”
—Zoom Uno, eagerly reading aloud a note passed to him that he was seen writing earlier, and acting all juicy
Gold in the new year and the other two were in their hands
Notions of freedom king and a gang
“Forcing your opponent into aggression by inaction is this season. Play quiet. Frustrate. Allow them to reveal. Give them time. And if you have a bow, you must wear it.”
—Zoom Uno, laying down on the roof and just having a real moment before he goes back in
Narrative of what you are trying to say
Provide Validate the day you get your chance
“I can show you how I do this trick, and when I do it for you again, you will still be confused. It rules.”
—Zoo Muno, shuffling a deck of cards
Deceit and evil and minds think about you haha haha
Sinister Nowadays I gotta I wanna is your birthday and how much you do for me
“I legalize theft. They can take it back, too. You can take it again. And they can have it back. You can have it again. You know, like that.”
—Freedom King, the day after he banned assault and murder
Defensive Cave was a great day
“I legalize theft. They can take it back, too. You can take it again. And they can have it back. You can have it again. You know, like that.”
—Freedom King, the day after he banned assault and murder
Hosting the new Works
Statistically it was not the same kind
“I think I’m better than everyone and I know I can do better. So, why don’t we all agree to to do better? I’ll start: You’re Welcome.”
Freedom King, egads a public space where the wind touched him then touched one of the Multitudes, blushing demure
Next Week is the way you are in the world
Same Time was a little weird
“Everything I try is ruined. I’m interested in something, become familiar, and KERPLOW! So, I’m going to start doing things I hate to destroy them.”
—Zoom Uno, elated on his birthday that his brother didn’t show up after he invited him
Childishness has always happened
Flailing about a little too much
“I change hearts and minds, probably everyday. I change so many hearts and minds that they change my heart and mind right back. And that should change your heart and mind.”
—Freedom King, recalling he already won hearts and minds once so why couldn’t he do it again
Lost the money and their jobs
“The fortress has been abandoned. Property value remains.”
—Werecat Womenswear, wafting the sweet perfume her enemy’s blood baked upon the foliage in the afternoon sun
Last Place is a great game
“This’ll be great for you. It’s a great opportunity. You really are lucky. Yeah, it sure is great this is working out.”
—Zoom Uno, at the grand opening of his pie filling enterprise making sure everyone knew and understood he was doing them the favor
New work
Implications of this game
