http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_3:4

Locust meat and wild honey: new fad diet.

NY runways this season celebrate desert ascetic glam with traditional camel hair robes and leather loin pieces.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beheading_of_St._John_the_Forerunner

Page Six shocker: Tight Tetrarch Tricked by Devious Dancing Daughter

Naughty Niece/Daughter & Sister-in-law/wife conspire against local hero

Foolish Puppet-King makes drunken promises & keeps them: public shocked & outraged