Inauguration of the year and then a month ago

“Listen, I didn’t say I invented fire. That’s preposterous. Fire existed well before my existence. Years probably. Maybe many years. I invented a process to create fire. The first process which we still used today.”

—Zoom Uno, soaking his feet off the side of the raft and squinting in the sun

Being Interviewed I gotta

‪“Baby, you think this was a call back, but that was a Chekhov Gun.”‬ ‪

—WW, hoisting a large boulder over a branch with an iffy vine above a plate of bacon cheeseburger and fries with ketchup up‬

Bizarre Layers mood day was just found out

‪“Attention: I am setting an obvious trap with rotten bait. If you fall for it then it’s your own fault.”‬

‪—Freedom King, telling the party animals to go out on the deck because he wants to go to bed‬

Just Some Week has been like a day

“All the things fall apart. They never work forever. So far, at least.”

—WW, sorting through a pile of gems because she left her rocks somewhere

Claims that the same person was in my life

“Here we go again. Just make the decision to change your mind. If you start to forget just decide to remember.”

—Zoom Uno, weighing carrots and using his stick to fight with the scale

Movement of people who don’t want them

“Do you ever wonder why FREEDOM KING started all those little low stakes aggressions far away from prying eyes? Oh, that’s right. That was his buddy. And his buddy’s friend. Interesting. I bet they learned lots.”

—Zoom Uno, doing dishes with the towel over his shoulder and a cigarette dangling from his lips

Blowback Episode tonight at 7, 8 central

“Just don’t do it they way they want it and they’ll stop asking. Of course, this means they won’t ask you to sit at the table anymore, but like fuck you I don’t want a napkin on my lap anyway and your food stinks.”

—Zoom Uno, eating nachos over the sink and looking out the window to see if any cool birds fly by

Hundreds of dollars on their way

“Super Voters now have four votes and Mega Votes have three. Any outstanding votes must be relinquished on demand.”

—Freedom King, recalling what he calls “verbatim” from his autobiography “Calling It Ad Verbum” which draws heavily from his time learning times tables